We are the world's greatest 80's hair band. Well actually, we are not the world's greatest 80's hair band, but we would have been if we were old enough, back in the greatest musical decade ever! But we are here to bring back the mullets, the acid wash and the music that brought meaning to your youth.

Click on your favourite band member for their story.

Tommy Vegas - Vocals

Tommy Vegas was discovered on the streets of Las Vegas Nevada, where he was playing many of the local lounges and casinos to make ends meet. At one point he had been asked to sing with Poison, but was beaten out at the last minute by the good looks of Bret Michaels. After fathering 8 children with 6 different mothers, he is set to take the stage again and his vocals remain at near perfection. He was recently seen on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, but did not complete the program, after he was caught bangin' a nurse.

Eddie Current - Leads

In 1985, Eddie Current was on top of the world in the arctic, practicing his guitar. in 1986, he kicked the snow off his pumps and ventured to LA where he would become a legendary studio musician for the likes of Whitesnake, Poison and Van Halen. His brief success was cut short however, when he was arrested for possession of cocaine for the purpose of trafficking. He claimed the 4 kilograms was for personal use, but the judge didn’t buy it.

After his release from prison, on January 11th 2011, Eddie was inserted into Fisted Sister’s lineup after turning down reunion tour offers from Bret Michaels and Van Halen. He stepped in to replace guitarist Strut McPherson, who left fisted sister to take care of the 14 children he fathered while on the sisters last tour

Bobby Lustley - Bass

Bobby Lustley simply rocked the 80's. Before he was discovered by the boys of Fisted Sister, he played with the likes of: Bon Jovi, The Scorpions, Skid Row and The Cult. After the music was over, he went on to enjoy an extremely successful porn career, which has earned him millions of dollars over the years. He was by far the toughest of the original 5 members of Fisted Sister to coax into a reunion tour. We're not sure, but we think his father may be Mr. Ed.

Johnny Body - Rhythm / Keys

Johnny Body played rhythm and keyboards for years with Europe on "The Final Countdown" tour. It is rumored that he has slept with more women than Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlin combined. 3 of those women were former wives of lead singer Tommy Vegas and this caused some minor speed bumps with the band over the years. He himself has come off a recent divorce with former Baywatch star Nicole Eggertt, but was recently spotted in Milan getting cozy with Miley Cyrus. Sweet rebound.

Peter Bliss - Drums

Peter Bliss was the original drummer with Kiss, but was won over by the loud, hard rock of Motorhead. After eventually getting sick of looking at Lemmy's ass and mole every night, he hooked up with Fisted, when the boys all met at a cafe in Amsterdam. After several hours of smoking, laughing and more smoking he was quoted as saying, "You guys don't suck. What the Hell were we just talking about?" He has spent the last 25 years acting in Hollywood and can always be seen making a cameo appearance in the latest Cheech & Chong flick.